Swinging On A Star

 
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Would you like to swing on a star?  
 
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Carry moonbeams home in a jar?  
 
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And be better off than you are  
 
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Or would you rather be a mule?  
 
 
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A mule is an animal with long funny ears, 
 
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Kicks up at anything he hears.  
 
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His back is brawny but his brain is weak,  
 
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He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak.  
 
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And by the way, if you hate to go to school,  
 
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You may grow up to be a mule.  
 
 
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Or would you like to swing on a star?  
 
       D7                  G     F7 
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?  
 
        E7                 A7   D7 
And be better off than you are  
 
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Or would you rather be a pig?  
 
 
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A pig is an animal with dirt on his face;  
 
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His shoes are a terrible disgrace.  
 
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He has no manners when he eats his food,  
 
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He's fat and lazy and extremely rude;  
 
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But if you don't care a feather or a fig,  
 
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You may grow up to be a pig. 
  
 
    F7         E7                A7 
Or would you like to swing on a star?  
 
      D7                   G     F7 
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?  
 
        E7                 A7   D7 
And be better off than you are  
 
                          G 
Or would you rather be a fish?  
 
 
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A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook;  
 
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He can't write his name or read a book.  
 
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To fool the people is his only thought,  
 
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And though he's slippery, he still gets caught;  
 
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But then if that sort of life is what you wish,  
 
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You may grow up to be a fish. 
  
 
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And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo;  
 
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Every day you meet quite a few.  
 
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So you see it's all up to you --  
 
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You can be better than you are,  
 
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You could be swingin' on a star.