Straight Down The Middle

 
              
Intro 
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Fore! 
 
Verse One 
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Straight down the middle it went straight down the middle 
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Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit that's when my caddie lost sight of it 
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That little white pellet has never been found to this day 
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But it went straight down the middle like they say 
 
Verse Two 
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Whack down the fairway it went smack down the fairway 
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Then it started to slice just a smidge offline it headed for two then it bounced off nine 
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My caddie said as long as you're still in the state you're OK 
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Yes it went straight down the middle quite a way 
 
Verse Three 
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The sun was never brighter the greens were never greener 
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And I was never keener to play 
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I heard it ping down the middle it went zing down the middle 
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Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom there's always the lies in the locker room 
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And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say 
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That it went straight down the middle today 
 
Short break 
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Verse Four 
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Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom though they charge it for listening in the locker room 
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And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say 
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That it went straight down the middle where it wound up is a riddle 
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But it went straight down the middle far awsy