When Those Aggies Move To Austin

 
                
           G       D              C  
You're the devil's daughter in disguise 
         G               D            C 
So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes 
D                              C                     G   
Girl, you must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue 
     D                   C                       D 
Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you 
  
 
Chorus: 
               G      D       C 
When all those Aggies move to Austin 
    G           D          C 
And Beaumont is covered in snow 
         G          D          C   
When the wind don't blow in Amarillo 
C            D                 G 
Darlin' then you can come back home 
 
  
 
You sure can shake your little round behind 
But your hour glass figure won't buy my time 
You know how to work it Lord knows it's worked before 
This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door    
 
  
Chorus 
  
 
Bridge: 
F                          G  
When Fort Worth is east of Dallas 
F                     G 
And Texans forget the Alamo 
C            D          G   G/F# Em 
When Lubbock opens up a ski re---sort 
        F                            D 
And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow 
 
  
Chorus 
 
 
                    Em 
But don't hold your breath  
C    D                 G  
then you can come back home