If You're Not In Love

 
               
         A 
Well I'm trying not to panic 
        E 
But I'm gettin' all romantic 
         B            A                E 
Gettin' soft with everything I say and do 
            A 
I'm talkin' hours on the phone 
        E 
Puttin' on that sweet cologne 
         B                A               E 
I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you 
 
 
 
Oh wait a minute it gets worse 
I found myself holding your purse 
Waiting outside that bra and pantie store 
My boss' wife walked by 
She spotted me and told me hi 
And I knew then 
I was in for it for sure 
 
 
            A 
Now all the boys down at the shop know 
         E 
And they sure do find it funny 
      A 
They say you've changed my ways 
                B 
And that you're spending all my money 
      A                 E 
Honey if you're not in love 
A                B 
If you're not in love 
A                E 
If you're not in love 
A                    B  E  A  E  B 
Oh if you're not in love...  
Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble 
 
I get this lump in my throat 
I think I sold my boat 
So I could buy that diamond ring for you 
Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' 
That since I can't go fishin' 
You don't make me sell my golf clubs too 
 
 
Now all the boys down at the shop know 
And they laughed until I cried 
I told them If I mess this up 
My mamma's gonna tear my hide  
 
(Chorus) 
 
       A 
I gave up that can of snuff 
         E 
No more NASCAR on TV 
      A 
Honey If that ain't enough 
     E 
This may be the death of me 
 
 
(Chorus)