Wow I'm Not Crazy

 
              
 C 
Frankly, I'm scared of clowns 
     Dm 
And get-togethers get me down 
     F                        Dm            C 
But when you talk it's like, "Wow! I'm not crazy!" 
 
verse 1: Jack Met 
 C 
Don't kill me 
           Dm 
Cause I'm just the messenger 
   F 
I already 
         C 
Went and took my temperature 
    C 
And I'm not sick 
        Dm 
I took all my vitamins 
    F 
Yeah, I'm not sick 
          C 
I'm just kinda different 
 
Pre-Chorus Jack Met 
     C 
Oh, different, so different 
     Dm 
They tell us to be different 
     F                            G 
But no one told me I could go too far 
 
 C 
Frankly, I'm scared of clowns 
     Dm 
And get-togethers get me down 
     F                        Dm            C 
But when you talk it's like, "Wow! I'm not crazy!" 
 C 
Frankly, I feel insane 
     Dm 
But you say you feel the same 
      F                  Dm             C     Am 
And suddenly it's like, "Hey! I'm not crazy!" 
       G                       F 
Cause when you talk it's like, Wow! 
        C 
I'm not crazy!" 
 
verse 2: Jack Met 
 C 
Don't kill me 
          Dm 
Cause I'm just the messenger 
     F 
I've never seen 
          C 
Someone quite this strange before 
        C 
You're just like me 
         Dm 
You took all your vitamins 
        F 
You're just like me 
         C 
And you take delight in it 
 
Pre-Chorus Jack Met 
     C 
Oh, different, so different 
     Dm 
They tell us to be different 
     F                            G 
But no one told me I could go too far 
 
 C 
Frankly, I'm scared of clowns 
     Dm 
And get-togethers get me down 
     F                        Dm            C 
But when you talk it's like, "Wow! I'm not crazy!" 
 C 
Frankly, I feel insane 
     Dm 
But you say you feel the same 
      F                  Dm             C     Am 
And suddenly it's like, "Hey! I'm not crazy!" 
       G                       F 
Cause when you talk it's like, Wow! 
        C         G F Am 
I'm not crazy!" 
 
Bridge: Jack Met  
                                G F Am 
When you talk it's like, "Wow!" 
                                 G F Am 
When you talk it's like, "Wow!" 
                                G F Am 
When you talk it's like, "Wow!" 
                                G F Am 
When you talk it's like, "Wow!" 
                                G F Am 
When you talk it's like, "Wow!" 
                                G F Am 
When you talk it's like, "Wow!" 
                                G F Am 
When you talk it's like, "Wow!" 
 
 Outro: All  
                              G F Am 
Frankly, I'm scared of clowns 
                            G F Am 
And get-togethers get me down 
                              G   F         C 
But when you talk it's like, "Wow! I'm not crazy!"