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Dm 
Welcome to the internet! 
 
Have a look around 
Gm 
Anything that brain of yours 
 
Can think of can be found 
           F 
We've got mountains of content 
 
Some better, some worse 
   A7 
If none of it's of interest to you 
 
You'd be the first 
 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet! 
 
Come and take a seat 
          Gm 
Would you like to see the news 
 
Or any famous women's feet? 
        F 
There's no need to panic 
 
This isn't a test, haha 
A7 
Just nod or shake your head 
 
And we'll do the rest 
 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet! 
 
What would you prefer? 
          Gm 
Would you like to fight for 
 
Civil rights or tweet a racial slur? 
   F 
Be happy! Be horny! 
 
Be bursting with rage! 
A7 
We've got a million 
 
Different ways to engage 
 
Dm 
Welcome to the internet! 
 
Put your cares aside 
         Gm 
Here's a tip for straining pasta 
 
Here's a nine-year-old who died 
          F 
We've got movies and doctors 
 
And fantasy sports 
      A7 
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings 
 
Of all the different characters in 
             Dm  
Harry Potter fucking each other 
 
 
Welcome to the internet! 
 
Hold on to your socks 
         Gm 
'Cause a random guy just kindly 
 
Sent you photos of his cock 
         F 
They are grainy and off-putting 
 
He just sent you more 
A7 
Don't act surprised 
 
You know you like it, you whore 
 
Dm 
See a man beheaded 
 
Get offended, see a shrink 
        Gm 
Show us pictures of your children 
 
Tell us every thought you think 
        F 
Start a rumor, buy a broom 
 
Or send a death threat to a boomer 
   A7 
Or dm a girl and groom her 
 
Do a zoom or find a tumor in yourâ?? 
 
Dm 
Here's a healthy breakfast option 
 
You should kill your mom 
           Gm 
Here's why women never fuck you 
 
Here's how you can build a bomb 
      F 
Which power ranger are you? 
 
Take this quirky quiz 
A7                            
Obama sent the immigrants to 
A7  Gm  F   E    Dm 
Vac_ci_nate your kids 
 
        Dm 
Could I interest you in 
 
Everything all of the time? 
  Gm 
A little bit of everything 
 
All of the time 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy 
 
And boredom is a crime 
A7 
Anything and everything 
 
All of the time 
 
        Dm 
Could I interest you in everything 
 
All of the time? 
   Gm 
A little bit of everything 
 
All of the time 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy 
 
And boredom is a crime 
A7 
Anything and everything 
 
All of the time 
 
( Dm  C  Bb  A7 ) 
 
Dm        C                 
You know, it wasn't 
Bb          A7 
Always like this 
 
Dm       C          
Not very long ago 
Bb               A7 
Just before your time 
Dm           C                 
Right before the towers 
Bb      A7 
Fell, circa '99 
 
Gm                  
This was catalogs 
Dm            A7          Dm 
Travel blogs, a chatroom or two 
           Gm          
We set our sights and 
Dm                A7      C7 
Spent our nights waiting 
 
    F7 
For you! 
Dm7     Gm7     C7 
You, insatiable you 
 
F7                    Dm7    
Mommy let you use her iPad 
Gm7        C7 
You were barely two 
       Dm          
And it did all the 
Dm/C#     Dm/C         Bb 
Things we designed it to do 
 
     Bb               
Now, look at you! 
C 
Oh, look at you! 
D    
You 
 
G7  Em 
You! 
Am7          D7 
Unstoppable, watchable 
 
     G7                 Em7          
Your time is now, your inside's out 
Am7         D7 
Honey, how you grew 
       Em       Em/D#          
And if we stick together 
Em/D       A 
Who knows what we'll do? 
       C          D                
It was always the plan to 
        B7            C 
Put the world in your hand 
 
( Em  Em/B ) 
 
        Em 
Could I interest you in 
 
Everything all of the time? 
  Am 
A bit of everything 
 
All of the time 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy 
 
And boredom is a crime 
B7 
Anything and everything 
 
All of the time 
 
         Em 
Could I interest you in everything 
 
All of the time? 
  Am 
A little bit of everything 
 
All of the time 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy 
 
And boredom is a crime 
 
B7                           
Anything and everything and 
B7 
Anything and everything 
B7            B7 
And anything and everything and 
                Em 
All of the time