Not Killin' It Today

 
              F#m                  E     
Accidentally made a joke that killed your boner 
      B 
And I woke up so hungover 
       D                   E 
And I didn't even drink so much last night 
     F#m                         E 
And I hurt your feelings on the phone 'cause I'm pmsing 
          B  
And you sent the sweetest message 
      D                   E                     D 
I forgot to reply and I couldn't even tell you why 
 
                E                                    F#m 
Most days I'm hilarious, confident, and I don't get jealous 
   B                 F#m 
And I'm sexy and I'm fun 
D                E                                 F#m 
Most days I'm affectionate and I love you like I invented it 
   B                  F#m   B 
I'm not usually this dumb, but 
 
   A                     C# 
I'm just not killin' it today 
                    F#m 
No, today is not my day 
              D 
Hahaha gotta laugh 
                           A 
Someone please, give me a break 
                    C#                            F#m 
It's written on my face, I wanna cry and eat some cake 
                    D                         A 
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not killing it today 
            C#                  F#m 
No no no no no, no no no no no no 
       D         
No no, no 
                     A   F#m 
I'm not killin' it today 
 
F#m              E              
Accidentally I sneezed and peed little 
        B        
Looked in the mirror and my eyes jiggled 
         D                          E                   D 
And it helps when you tell me I'm perfect but not this time 
                E                                     F#m 
Most days I'm hilarious, confident, and I don't get jealous 
   B                 F#m 
And I'm sexy and I'm fun 
D                  E                               F#m 
Most days I'm affectionate and I love you like I invented it 
   B                 F#m    B 
I'm not usually this dumb, but 
 
   A                     C# 
I'm just not killin' it today 
                    F#m 
No, today is not my day 
               D 
Hahaha gotta laugh 
                            A 
Someone please, give me a break 
                     C#                           F#m 
It's written on my face, I wanna cry and eat some cake 
                    D                         A 
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not killing it today 
            C#                 F#m             
No no no no no, no no no no no no 
       D       
No no, no 
                     A 
I'm not killin' it today 
                         C# 
I'm just not killin' it today 
                    F#m 
No, today is not my day 
              D 
Hahaha gotta laugh 
       A 
Someone please, give me a break 
                    C#                             F#m 
It's written on my face, I wanna cry and eat some cake 
                    D                         A 
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not killing it today 
            C#                 F#m 
No no no no no, no no no no no no 
       D 
No no, no 
                     A                  
I'm not killin' it today 
            C#                 F#m 
No no no no no, no no no no no no 
       D 
No no, no 
                     A 
I'm not killin' it today