Screwing You On The Beach At Night

 
              verse 1 
 
Bm                  D    
Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when 
     Fm                        A 
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems 
Bm                   D              Fm          A 
brushes ever so gently against some boobs. 
 
 
 Bm                     D         
I guess it's hard to believe that one man 
  Fm                        A 
could have a ponytail this sensitive and 
  Bm                   D                    Fm       A   
distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you. 
 
 
verse 2 
 
Bm                     D 
I know my haiku's are freaking intense 
    Fm                     A 
but even the words I made up to sound French 
 Bm                       D                Fm        A 
don't express my feelings for your toilet parts. 
 
Bm                      D 
I would show up for our pottery class 
Fm                              A 
dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache 
Bm                D                  Fm         A 
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars. 
 
 
 
 
D                  E                            Fm 
Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.      
             A 
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, 
 D           E               Fm         A 
Screwing you on the beach at night. x2 
 
 
One milkshake, two straws. 
 
Interlude  
 
Bm D Fm A 
 
 
 
D                  E                            Fm 
Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.      
             A 
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, 
 D           E               Fm         A 
Screwing you on the beach at night. x2 
 
 
Outro 
 
Bm 
Don't I (Don't I) 
D 
Sound so (Sound so) 
Fm 
Sexy (Sexy) 
A 
Echo (Echo.) x2 
 
Release the doves!