I'm The Least You Can Do

 
              
 
 
hide this tab Intro (0:00) 
 
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Powerchords (0:14) 
 
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Verse (0:31) 
 
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It always sucks refolding the kind of map 
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Needed when I get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact 
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Is if I just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb 
 
 
 
Verse (0:46) 
 
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It ain't your mind you're giving me a piece of 
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As it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but 
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It's been Buck Rogers' time since I hit other than rock bottom 
 
 
 
Break (1:01) 
 
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Verse (1:15) 
 
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Even the odds of having you against me 
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With your crotchless Jihad on blue balls evidently 
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Are all mighty good god so angel dust my soul like James Brown 
 
 
 
PreChorus (1:29) 
 
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Street legal whore hauling so much stunning ass 
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Sell yourself short like Bridget at the bunny ranch 
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Do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled 
 
 
 
Chorus (1:42) 
 
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I'm the least you could do 
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If only life were as easy as you 
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I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah) 
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If only life were as easy as you 
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I would still get screwed 
 
 
 
Bridge (1:57) 
 
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PreChorus (2:12) 
 
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I don't care if getting under someone that's 
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Beneath you fits the M.O. of conundrum as 
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You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers 
 
 
 
PreChorus (2:26) 
 
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I aim to get a bang out of working your 
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Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score 
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With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt 
 
 
 
Chorus (2:38) 
 
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I'm the least you could do 
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If only life were as easy as you 
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I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah) 
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If only life were as easy as you 
 
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I'm the least you could do 
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If only life were as easy as you 
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I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah) 
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If only life were as easy as you    If only... 
 
 
 
hide this tab Bridge with power chords (3:09) 
 
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Verse (3:23) 
 
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When my fumbling breaks you should 
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I thank your dad for the damaged goods? 
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When my fumbling breaks you should 
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I thank your dad for the damaged goods? 
 
 
 
Verse with powerchords (3:37) 
 
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When my fumbling breaks you should 
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I thank your dad for the damaged goods? 
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When my fumbling breaks you should 
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I thank your dad for the damaged goods?  
 
 
 
Outro (3:52) 
 
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