I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (ver. 2)
Bloodhound Gang
MetalAdvanced for beginners6 chords
How to play it
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Chords & lyrics
Chord names sit directly above the word where you change.
Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks INTRO: {spoken:} If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter VERSE 1: Bb5 A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5 My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class A5 B5 C#5 Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass B5 A5 B5 E5 I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Eb5 C#5 A5 Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? B5 {stop} I just wish I was queer so I could get E5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig E5 B5 Chicks that don't dig guys like me A5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly VERSE 2: A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5 But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be A5 B5 C#5 Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony B5 A5 B5 E5 Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity Eb5 C#5 A5 But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry B5 C#5 Scoring with a super model would be easy VERSE 3: A5 B5 Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with C#5 E5 B5 'super dumb' A5 B5 Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and C#5 B5 soon I'd become A5 B5 E5 That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair Eb5 C#5 A5 No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear B5 {stop} I wish I was queer so I could get E5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig E5 B5 Chicks that don't dig guys like me A5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly VERSE 4: {play like Verse 3} BRIDGE: E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5 Chicks E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5 VERSE 5: {play like Verse 3} OUTRO: C#5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig C#5 Chicks dig guys that are E5 B5 Queer guys that don't dig C#5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig C#5 E5 Chicks that don't dig guys like me B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly B5 And I don't shave my heiny C#5 Don't shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly B5 And I don't shave my heiny C#5 Don't shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly B5 And I don't shave my heiny C#5 Don't shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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Chord set
Bb5 · A5 · B5 · C#5 · E5 · Eb5
Practice tip
Loop the first two chords slowly until the change is clean, then add the rest.