Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

 
              intro - G Em C D  
 
G     Em              C 
Vulcanize the whoopee stick 
D 
In the ham wallet 
G       Em              C 
Cattle prod the oyster ditch 
D 
With the lap rocket 
G      Em             C 
Batter dip the cranny ax 
D 
In the gut locker 
G     Em              C 
Retrofit the pudding hatch (ooh la la) 
D 
With the boink swatter 
 
C 
If i get you in the loop 
                             G 
when I make a point to be straight with you then 
                        D 
In lieu of the innuendo in the end  
 
know my intent though 
C                           
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically 
Em            D
I don't wanna beat around the bush 
 
G       Em      C       D 
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G       Em      C       D 
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 
 
(G Em C D)  
Marinate the nether rod 
In the squish mitten 
Power drill the yippee bog 
With the dude piston 
Pressure wash the quiver bone 
In the bitch wrinkle 
Cannonball the fiddle cove 
Ooh la la 
With the pork steeple 
 
(C G D C Em D) 
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then 
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though 
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically 
I don't wanna beat around the bush 
 
(G Em C D) 
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Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 
 
(G Em C D) 
Put the you know what in the you know where 
Put the you know what in the you know where 
Put the you know what in the you know where 
Put the you know what in the you know where  
G 
Pronto