Dear Megan Fox

 
               
 
Intro: D       A B A     (2x) 
 
 
Verse: 
D               A B A      
Dear Megan Fox 
       D                         A B A 
Didn't you get my Facebook post? 
      D 
It's been two whole days 
                        A B A 
And I ain't heard back 
     D                             A B A 
Did you read to much into my note? 
D                      A B A 
I like your cool tattoo 
     D                                   A B A  
But Norma Jeane ain't got nothin' on you 
  D  
If I come to L.A., 
                           A B A 
WIll you show me the town? 
  D                                  A B A 
Maybe Shia LaBeouf can hang out, too 
 
 
Pre Chorus: 
G                  A 
I know there are others 
           B              D 
That tell you, they love you 
        G                       A 
But you will only be happy with me  (So let me tell 'em) 
 
 
Chorus: 
D 
They can have Britney,  
      A 
That girl from Grey's Anatomy 
     B                          G 
And Paris Hilton's so two years ago (Two years ago) 
D 
It's not like I don't understand 
     A 
The ass of Kim Kardashian 
      B                      G 
Has powers beyond anyone's control 
       B               G 
But I thank God every day 
        D                D/C# 
You're always one click away 
        G                                  A 
And no one else will ever know what we've got 
 
Dear Megan Fox 
 
 
Intro: D       A B A     
 
 
verse 2: 
D              A B A 
Dear Megan Fox 
      D                                    A B A 
How come you don't have a southern accent? 
D 
What's your Twitter account? 
                        A B A  
And will you follow me? 
    D                                        A B A 
My birthday's coming up, please don't forget. 
 
 
Pre Chorus: 
G                  A 
I know there are others 
           B              D 
That tell you, they love you 
        G                       A 
But you will only be happy with me  (So let me tell 'em) 
 
 
Chorus: 
D 
They can have Britney,  
      A 
That girl from Grey's Anatomy 
     B                          G 
And Paris Hilton's so two years ago (Two years ago) 
D 
It's not like I don't understand 
     A 
The ass of Kim Kardashian 
      B                      G 
Has powers beyond anyone's control 
       B               G 
But I thank God every day 
        D                D/C# 
You're always one click away 
        G                                  A 
And no one else will ever know what we've got 
 
Dear Megan Fox 
 
 
Bridge:  B  G  D  A A#     
         B  G  Em  A 
 
Remember that time, in that movie, "Transformers", where you hot-wired that tow truck and you strapped a, 
robot on the back of it, and you guys went driving through the city, shooting rockets at the evil robots 
and blowing stuff up and then you finally blew up Megatron? 
 
That was awesome. 
 
 
Pre Chorus: 
G                  A 
I know there are others 
           B              D 
That tell you, they love you 
        G                       A 
But you will only be happy with me  (So let me tell 'em) 
 
 
Chorus: 
D 
They can have Britney,  
      A 
That girl from Grey's Anatomy 
     B                          G 
And Paris Hilton's so two years ago (Two years ago) 
D 
It's not like I don't understand 
     A 
The ass of Kim Kardashian 
      B                      G 
Has powers beyond anyone's control 
       B               G 
But I thank God every day 
        D                D/C# 
You're always one click away 
        G                                      A 
And no one else will ever know what we've got (No one else will ever know what we've got) 
G                                          A 
And no one else will ever know what we've got 
 
Dear Megan Fox.