Me neither

 
              C 
Darlin' I've been standin' here just watchin' you all night 
                                                       G 
And I think I've even caught you watchin' me a couple times 
 
If I don't ask I'll never know this may sound dumb, but here we go 
 
Do you believe in love at first sight? 
 
  F                                  C 
Me neither, I'm glad that we agree believe me, that's a big relief 
            G 
Well, this place is awful crowded and this music is so loud 
                                               C 
Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat, Me neither? 
 
C 
It's nice to finally meet a girl who doesn't move to fast 
                                              G 
I was only checkin' that's the reason that I asked 
 
Relationships need time to grow you and I should take this slow 
 
And darlin' tell me, would you like to dance? 
 
  F                                        C 
Me neither, I was just being polite thank goodness 
                                G 
My feet are much to tired, I'm sure you're tired too 
 
I can see an empty booth, would you like to maybe sit and talk a while, 
 
 
F                                    C 
Me neither, We'd never get along I'm thinkin' 
 
There's no chemistry at all 
          G 
This has been a waste of time and I'm runnin' outta lines 
 
Don't you think it's time for me to end this song? 
 
F                (guitar solo) 
Me neither