Mr. Robinsons Quango

 
                  B                Abm 
Mr. Robinson and his quango 
   G 
Dirty dealer, expensive car 
   A 
Runs the buses and the evening star 
         B                     Abm 
He got a hair piece and he got herpes 
   G 
His private life is very discreet 
   A 
A nicer man you'll never going to meet 
 
  F# 
A self professed saviour of the dim right wing 
He's got respitory problems and a masons ring 
 
    B                Abm 
Mr. Robinson and his quango 
    G 
Drinks with the general and the county wives 
    A 
Yes the family business is doing all right 
               B                   Abm 
They are doing tango's down in the quango's 
   G 
He makes them tick and he makes them tock 
   A 
And if he doesn't like you he'll put you in the dock 
 
   F# 
He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs 
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum 
 
   B 
He ran into the toliet in the town hall 
Got a biro out and wrote on the wall 
            A 
I'm wearing black french knickers on under my suit 
I've got stockings and suspenders on 
I'm feeling rather loose 
 
    F# 
Oh I'm a naughty boy 
Oh I'm a naughty, naughty boy