Jim And Jack And Hank

 
Capo on 2nd fret
               
 
E 
Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming 
                           B 
Rather clear what?s taking place. You were holding on to Louie 
                                                               E 
He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break 
E 
Well then you picked up Chloe. She knew y?all were going 
            E7             A           B 
She started barking like a tank. I was shocked and I was joking, 
                                                         E 
But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank 
 
               A 
(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis 
     E 
Take what?s left there in the bank 
          A                       
Take your flat iron and your curlers 
                              F#                   B 
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked 
          E 
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies 
   E7                     A 
To me you?re just a total blank, go on and leave me baby 
E                   B                        E 
I don?t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank 
 
E 
Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching 
                              B 
That little dog right in your lap 
 
I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad 
                                     E 
He said son you just woke me from my nap 
 
I told him you had left me. He said now son don?t you hate me 
         E7             A          B 
You know exactly what I think. You know you?re better off 
                                                              E 
You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and Hank 
 
               A 
(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis 
     E                                       A 
Take what?s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers 
                              F#                    B 
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked 
          E             
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies 
   E7                     A 
To me you?re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby 
E                   B                        E 
I don?t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank 
 
 
That?s right ,,,,,Instrumental break E,B,E,A,B,E 
 
E                                                                                B 
So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn?t crank 
                                                                      E 
I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank 
 
               A 
(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis 
     E                                       A 
Take what?s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers 
                              F#                   B 
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked 
          E  
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies 
   E7                     A 
To me you?re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby 
E                   B                        E 
I don?t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank 
 
E        A                        E                   B                    E 
Yeh  now go on and leave me baby  I don?t need you  I got Jim and Jack and Hank 
 
E 
That?s right, you go ahead, I?ll be A okay Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan 
 
Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merle, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash 
 
How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there When it?s sun shining,   
 
George Strait an old friend Can?t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends 
 
I?m gonna clean out the whole closet, baby 
 
All Yeah Goodbye