She came in through the bathroom window

 
              
A                                 D   
 She came in through the bathroom window   
A          F#m         D   
 protected by a silver spoon   
A            F#m                 D   
 But now she sucks her thumb and wonders   
        D7                      A   
 by the banks of her own lagoon   
   
(A)                Dm   
Didn't anybody tell her?   
A                   Dm   
Didn't anybody see?   
G7                       C   
Sunday's on the phone to Monday   
G7                        C        (go to 2/4 for the C)   
Tuesday's on the phone to me   
   
                               D     A   
She said she'd always been a dancer   
                               D    A   
She worked in fifteen clubs a day   
                                   D   
And though she thought I knew the answer   
                                  A   
Well, I knew but I could not say   
   
   
                             D       A   
And so I quit the police department   
                         D    A   
And got myself a steady job   
                                  D   
And though she tried her best to help me   
                                      A   
She could steal but she could not rob   
   
   
                Dm      A   
Didn't anybody tell her?   
                Dm   
Didn't anybody see?   
  G7                         C  C/B   
Sunday's on the phone to Monday   
  G7                      C      A   
Tuesday's on the phone to me oh yea