Two For The Price Of One

 
              INTRO   Dsus2  D      Dsus2  D     Bm11   Bm7 
               Bm11   Bm7      Em9   Em7    Em9   Em7 
 
(VERSE) (D) He had what you might call a trivial occupation 
(Bm) he cleaned the platforms of the local railway station 
(Em) with no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife 
 
(D) He read the matrimonial advertising pages 
the cries for help from different (Em) people, (D/F#) different (G) ages 
but they had (D/F#) nothing to say, at least not (Em) until the day, 
when something (B) special he read, (Em) this is what it (A) said 
 
(Chorus) (D) If you (A) dream, of the (Em) girl for (Bm) you, then (Em) call us (Bm)and get 
(A) two for the (G) price (D/F#) of (D) one 
We're the (A) answer, if (Em) you feel (Bm) blue, so (Em) call us (Bm) and get 
(A) two for the (G) price (D/F#) of one (Dsus2) (D) (Dsus2) (D) 
 
(VERSE) 
 
(Chorus)  
 
She said I'm sure we must be perfect for each other 
(D/C) and if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet (D) my (Em) mo (D/F#) ther 
 
OUTRO   G    G    D   D Em D/F#   repeat 
 
Dsus2   xx0230 
Bm11   x24230 
Bm7   x24232 or 797777 
Em9   07577x 
D/F#   2x0232 
D/C   x3x232