Welcome To

 
Capo on 1st fret
              
 
 
 
This is a decently-close, standard-tuning approximation. 
 
 
Bm    A    E (repeat a few times and then....) 
 
        Bm 
welcome to: 
              A                     E 
no amount of stoned makes you feel ok 
        Bm 
welcome to: 
             A                                  E 
this year's alone - brought to you by Christmas day 
        Bm 
welcome to: 
                  A                   E 
the darkness into which prayin people pray  
     D 
it's quiet here except for this song 
         F#m 
now that everybody's gone 
    A    E 
but hey 
                             Bm       A 
least you don't have to play along today 
                E                Bm    A    E 
you know you don't have to play along....  
 
        Bm 
welcome to: 
                A                               E 
something like elation when you first open your eyes 
            Bm 
just cuz it means  
               A                         E 
that you musta finally got to sleep last night 
        Bm 
welcome to: 
                 A                       E 
the precipice between groundlessness and flight 
          D 
yeah it's quiet here except for this song 
         F#m 
now that everybody's gone 
    A    E 
but hey 
                             Bm       A 
least you don't have to play along today 
                E               Bm    A 
you know you don't have to play along 
       E               Bm    A 
you don't have to play along 
       E               Bm    A    E 
you don't have to play along 
 
                       Bm 
besides which, welcome to: 
             A                        E 
taking the good stuff down off of the shelf 
            Bm 
and welcome to: 
                  A              E 
the art of conversation with yourself 
        Bm 
welcome to: 
           A        E 
humming an unbroken tune all day long 
         D              F#m 
yes it's quiet here 
    A    E 
but hey 
                             Bm       A 
least you don't have to play along today 
                E          Bm 
you know you don't have to play 
                       A 
you don't have to play along today 
       E 
you don't have to play 
Bm  A7 
haa-aaa-aiii 
Bm  A7 
haa-aaa-aiii 
Bm          A           E 
ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
Bm          A           E 
ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
Bm          A           E 
ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 
Bm          A           E 
ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah